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Retardedly Big Boobs

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I’m not much of a boob guy. Never was, probably never will be. I’m more of a lower body guy.

Reason being: Excessive chests like the one pictured above. I mean, I’m all for getting a tit job if you’re an A-cup… but, COME ON!

If you’re already a DD, what’s the point? That’s like Tommy Gunn getting a penile implant. Unnecessary. Completely unnecessary.

Well, I guess her boyfriend won’t ever run the risk of missing that giant landing pad for his ejaculate when he plays “target practice”, right?