He will one day be awesome at Karate.
SuFi? Fuck You, Dane Cook.
His parents probably had a crack-cocaine problem.
"I get pussy"
It's like a faun... but half elephant instead of goat.
"I own THIS MANY shares of McDonalds!!!"
This dude is huge in Malaysia
Aww... It's Ariel! Mermaids do exist!
...And then there's "Octopus Baby"
The Prom Queen
It's from drinking too much Silver. Seriously.
"I got next"
Why the internet gave us the expression "WTF"
He's beautiful on the inside