What the Fuck is Going on Here!?
I told my friend (who wanted to be a mortician) that she should become a medical examiner (M.E.), aka the person that conducts autopsies. Why? Because you get to deal with shit like this:
Morbid? Yes. But hey, it pays.
Plus, this doesn’t hold a candle to some of the horrors that I experienced while making $7/hr as an EMT.
ps) I only have one thing to say to this corpse: Tits or GTFO.