A Porno (by Charles Manson)

Charles Manson does porn.

Sample Dialogue:

CHARLES
In the House of the Devil, she who rides on bareback must lick the wind!

WOMAN
Do you come around often?

CHARLES
The devil comes and spits in your face!

WOMAN
Would you spit in my face?

CHARLES
She who believes in hell, must believe in me!

WOMAN
Do you believe that I’m sexy?

CHARLES
I believe that the Lord knows that I’m his slave!

WOMAN
Would you allow me to be your slave?

CHARLES
I allow you to touch the crest of the wave which I ride!

WOMAN
May I ride you?

CHARLES
Yes.

Lovemaking ensues