This Power Couple Needs to Happen
Lady Gaga [born: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta], who is basically Amy Winehouse with more teeth and less talent (and apparently dyed her naturally-brunette hair blonde to avoid being mistaken for her, if you believe her wikipedia page) needs to hook up with and/or date Mickey Avalon [born: Yeshe Perl.]
I think they would make a fantastic couple. And I can totally see her beating him in similar fashion to Winehouse beating husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
I mean, just look at them:
This would be amazing. What’s even more amazing is if Mickey cheated on Lady Gaga with Amy Winehouse (another hook up I desperately want to see happen.)
In the event he impregnated either of them, the child would look like this:
Yeah, you can take that to the fucking bank.
Yiddish genomes + crack-addicted semen = Goddess Bunny.
Fuck Brangelina and John Mayer. This is the Hollywood that gets me hard.