You Can Now Buy This Friggin’ Guy a Beer
That’s right, folks.
I have added a little something called the “donation button.” I hatched this idea in a very Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) kind of way.
You see, I write. I am also broke, as most writers are (unless your last name is Brown, Koontz or Meyer; Stephanie – and you suck.) I don’t ask for much. No folks, I’m not one of those assholes (*cough, wikipedia, cough*) who needs $1,000,000.01 or some bullshit. All I need is a simple $3.29 + 8.75% CA Sales Tax & CRV a day to support my booze habit.
Beers I recommend (By Continent):
North America: Fat Tire (Domestic Craft Brew – Colorado) – Honorable Mention to Coors Banquet Beer and Samuel Adams Light Lager
El Rey.
South America: Bohemia (Brazilian Bavarian-Style Lager)
Mexican? Not for the purpose of this blog.
Africa: Tusker Beer (Kenyan Lager)
A Cold Bottle of That on a Hot African Dawn
Asia: Any of the India Pale Ales (South Asia) & Asahi (Japan) and Tsingtao (China) Rice Lagers (Eastern Asia) 
Australia (Oceania): Hinano (Tahitian Lager)
Antarctica: Russian Imperial Stout. Although Antarctica does not have a brewery, it takes -20°F temperatures to brew specialized versions of this beer with up to 32% ACV! It gets the nod.
An Intimidating Stout. Russian Imperial to be Exact.
Europe: You cannot nail down just ONE European beer. So I’ll do this by country -
- Great Britain: Newcastle. Boddington’s. Guinness. Murphy’s. Harp. So many…
- Germany: Hefeweizen. Any kind. The brand literally does not matter.
- Italy: Peroni.
- The Netherlands: Heineken. What’d you think I’d say?
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Bock from Holland
- Spain: Alhambra or Estrella (tie)
Damn.
