Big Boobs… Not Always a Plus

Case-in-point:

A fine example of boobs that are just too big. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate on EVERY woman with a large rack, but I have my limits. This girl has a really pretty face, but alas, there’s just too much boob going on.

Of course, things could be worse:

Boob FAIL

Yikes.

No thanks.

Speaking of things that are unfortunate, let’s turn our attention to the horrid weekend it’s been for sports in Southern California:

Friday Night:

Lakers lose at Denver 105-79, and Kobe Bryant scores ZERO points in the second half.

That other team… what are they called? Ah yes, The Clippers lost to Toronto at home.  That’s not a surprise though.

In the NHL, the Anaheim Ducks blew it in the shoot out (again, what’s new?) at Columbus. Meanwhile, the Kings were busy getting DESTROYED by the lowly Atlanta Thrashers 7-0.

Today (Saturday):

Tonight Anaheim gets to follow up yesterday’s unfortunate performance against …The Detroit Red Wings. Have fun with that one, fellas. The Kings play in Tampa Bay, which is a game I think they should win.

The real story though is USC. They just got done giving up the most points at home in the Pete Carrol Era. They’ve now lost three (3!) games this season (all to fellow Pac 10 teams.) The final score? Stanford (Stanford!) 55 – USC 21!!! Wow. Epic FAIL.

Carson Palmer, Matt Leinhart, Mark Sanchez… And, sigh.. Matt Barkley. This kid is FAIL. All three QB’s that came before him are now starting in the NFL (well, not so much Leinhart, but whatever.) As for Barkley? I see him starting for the Orlando Tuskers of the UFL in about 5 years (if the UFL is still around, which it won’t be.)

But hey, the refs jobbed the Houston Dynamo and disallowed their game-winning goal last night in the MLS Western Conference Finals, which kept the score at 0-0 and gave the Galaxy the opportunity to put two in the back of the net in extra time.

That’s right baby, the Los Angeles Galaxy are headed back to the Championship!!! w00t!

Alright, have a nice weekend everyone.